Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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