I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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