i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Do vagina's smell?
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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