Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
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