I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Randomize
