I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
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