Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
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