My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
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