i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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