im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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