Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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