Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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