Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
