Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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