let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
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