Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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