Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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