Dual....:-)
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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