BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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