go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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