discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
We are two peas in an std pod
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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