I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
he had hair everywhere except his balls
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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