Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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