so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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