Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Randomize
