We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Randomize
