Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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