found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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