i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
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