could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Randomize
