Do vagina's smell?
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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