i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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