You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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