He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Green mimosas i think yes
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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