I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
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