Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
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