Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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