Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
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