singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
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