I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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