You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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