Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I don't think brook has ever known best
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
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