Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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