I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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