turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
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