You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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