I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
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