Can i not drive my cunt home
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I forgot how hot balto sounded
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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