thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
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