In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Dick very happy bro
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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