You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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