is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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