Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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